Spots in Heaven
I obviously can't post this anywhere else as I may be deemed as a person with loose bolts. I saw a two horror sentece on TikTok the other day and got me thinking. It doesn't go exactly like this but it went, "Today they announcemed that there are only 12,000 spots left in heaven. Millions of terrified parents rushed to kill their children."
Terrified I was, but then it got me thinking. What a messed up combination that is.